WWE No Mercy Predictions 2017 (Blog Post)

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Universal Championship Match
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Braun Strowman

I have high hopes for a continuation of that fun Summerslam 4 way main event. This likely won’t be a long match, 15 minutes probably tops. I see Brock Lesnar retaining maybe under dubious circumstances? This has return match written all over it.

Ninja Pizza Pick – Brock Retains

John Cena vs. Roman Reigns

The culmination of several weeks of “shoot” promos burying each other “breaking” the 4th wall etc. here. I’m sure that the work will be good in the ring. I don’t know that it will deliver on its promise to be a Wrestlemania caliber main event. I could see putting either guy over to serve their purpose but since I think a lot of the crowd sees Roman going over I smell swerve city. Cena Wins

Ninja Pizza Pick – Cena

Raw Women’s Championship Match

Alexa Bliss (c) vs Sasha Banks vs. Bayley vs. Nia Jax vs. Emma (Fatal 5-Way Match)

This Women’s division is stacked and full of talented, excellent wrestlers. That hasn’t stopped it from being a trainwreck confusing disastrous mess for most of the year as far as I am concerned. Several ladies should win this match but probably won’t since it is a 5 way.

Ninja Pizza Pick – Bliss Retains

Raw Tag Team Championship Match

Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Cesaro & Sheamus

I love this Feud. I love these teams. This match is likely going to be one of the best on the card and honestly, I don’t care who wins and loses as long as it delivers as I’m sure it will. That being said I can’t see Rollins and Ambrose dropping the belts this soon.

Ninja Pizza Pick – Rollins + Ambrose Retain

Intercontinental Championship Match

The Miz (c) vs. Jason Jordan

The Miz is great on the mic and Jordan is pretty damn solid in the ring. I have a feeling this match is going to be pretty good. Its close association with Awful Angle involving Kurt Angle (no pun intended here Pizza Ninjas) is its death sentence. Nothing good can come from such a stupid storyline.

Ninja Pizza Pick – Miz Retains

Finn Bálor vs. Bray Wyatt

This match…this feud…these guys…my god. Let’s start with Balor. He was the first Universal Champion just over a year ago, how the mighty have fallen. Bray Wyatt, I love the idea of this character I have since the first vignette I saw for him, however, he hasn’t delivered. Not in a long time or maybe ever. His promos are pretty good but there is never a payoff. His matches are boring and they have buried the absolute shit out of him, time and time again. This guy needs to be off TV for a while. He needs an undertaker buried alive by Yokozuna type onscreen “vacation” let us all forget how little he has meant for how long he has meant it and salvage this character before he is doing comedy bits with Goldust.

Ninja Pizza Pick – Balor

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match
Neville (c) vs. Enzo Amore

Enzo…Enzo…Enzo… what happened?!? He was so over like 15 minutes ago. His promos never did it for me they are waaaay to sing-songy and rehearsed and I remember the first time I saw him work thinking “Well, maybe he can be a manager?” Neville is a workhorse this match might actually be okay thanks to his talent. I am scared though. Scared that Enzo is going to beat Neville clean. If he cheats and screws Neville I can sleep tonight but if Neville puts Enzo over clean in this match I am going to throw my coffee table through my front window.

Ninja Pizza Pick – Neville Retains (Or we riot)

No Mercy Kickoff Match
Apollo Crews vs. Elias

Apollo should win. I don’t think he will….Elias is the worst. I don’t get it.

Ninja Pizza Pick – Elias


Predictions by Matt

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